FUCK man, been on the run non-stop the past friggin month. Those fuggin' cracka Kryptonians are all up in my shit. Seriously, I'm more like a 'entire universe' sorta threat, not just a straight up Superman threat. And lemme tell you there is no booze in the Phantom Zone so FUCK if I'm letting them throw my enchino self back in there.
An' what the hellz man? I'm gone most of a month and Santa straight up skip me? Ain't no service in the Phantom Zone? FUCK DAT, I THOUGHT YO ASS WAS MAGIC. Fat man's a racist, yo.
