ONE FRIGGIN' MONTH BITCHES
I'm stuck stayin' low till those cracka Kryptonians get the fuck offa mah planet and what the shit happens? Bitches over at DC do a crapload of books and call 'em da Faces of Evil, and is my sexy ass on any of them? I AM NOTHING BUT A GIANT FACE, BITCHES, WHAT DA FUCK?!?!
Lets do a roll call so I can straighten out jus what kinda racist bullshit is goin' down here zactly.Aight, this shit, I see. Slade, I dun wanna start shit wit Slade. He'll bend my elbows backwards and shove 'em up my ass through my mouth or some shit. An' I don' even have elbows, so I ain't startin' shit with him.
Aight, fine, whatevs. I mean, I get you wanna push yur man Prometheus cause he used to be tough shit and he turned all pussy when Hush came to town. But y'know, bitch here lost on his first outing jus cause he forgot to where a cup. All I'm sayin'
.....really? You gonna push this dude back on us? Look, I know I wus gone for a month but man, I was underground. You coulda just sent me an email on dem dere internets, is all I'm sayin'.
Fuck, man, this dudes sole power is to make convoluted plotlines that don even pay off. I AM A MUTHAFUKKIN STARFISH. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED, BITCHES.
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THESE KRYPTONIAN BITCHES.
.........ok, fuck ya'll. I see how this shit is.
This is all I have to say, bitches.
I AM STARROI AM A MUTHAFUKKIN' STARFISH FROM SPACE.
I AM A CONQUEROR, AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
ANY FUKKIN' QUESTIONS, BITCHES?
Muthfuckas. Anarky? You gunna overlook da Conqueror for some V For Vendetta wannabe?
Christ, no wonder your sales are always behind Marvels. I still ain't goin' over there cause next thing you know, Mark Millar gunna be havin' me eat peoples brains from out there asses or some shit like dat. But fuck.