GAWDAMMIT

Still.......still workin' on dis transmogrifyin' shit.........

THA'S RIGHT, AHM EVERYWHERE SUCKAS

BETCHA DIDN' KNOW I COULD DO DAT, HUH?!?

Well shit, neither did I, actually.

Uh.....oh snap, think I'm stuck......ah.....well

Dis transmogrifyin' shit be harder than Starro initially thought

Man, SCREW Coast City

Y'know.....seriously? Giant green boxing gloves? What the FUCK is wit dat shit? I didn't even make it to....whatever the hell I wus gunna attack, that's how bad the starfish profilin' is in that city. Never mind that I WAS gunna attack and conquer the assdouches, that racist muthafucker attacked the moment he saw me crossin' the street. And sheeeeyit, I wasn't even steppin' on no one or anything like that.

Who da fuck do I get to call, huh? ACLU? No, those bitches just tell me to call the ASPCA. THE FUCKIN' ASPCA.

Sheeeeeeeeeeyit. And by the time I try to petition those little blue lollipop guild bastards, they gunna have yellow and red rings flyin' out their asses, so good luck gettin' a court date.

.....Hair.....

Yeah YEAH Satan and mah starfish peeps totally gonna mess up Thor and WHOA HAIR


Starro....Starro ain't gonna get involved with that one, you little demon starfish go on ahead and lather up the naked dude, Imma gonna go and uh, invade Coast City or some shit.

Starro.....Starro ain't sure he wants to conquer you humans no more...

Starro is confused yet.....cannot look away.........

AH man that stuff in the back look good, and those othe---AHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??! WHAT THE HOLYSHITFUCK YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'!?!??! I DON'T COME HERE TO EAT YOU ASSHOLES, I'M JUST HERE TO CONQUER!!!!!!!!!!
OH THAT IS IT IT'S ON NOW BITCHES, AIN'T NO ONE GONNA CRISPY FRY STARRO, AIN'T NO WAY NO HOW!!!!!!!!!!!

...........HUH

Ok, if you had told da Conqueror he woulda had his tentacles handed to him by someone named 'Bobo' some day, he woulda called you a disrespectin' sack o' shit....now....now not so much.....

Oh, and Shade? YOU ON DA LIST, YA MUTHAFUCKIN' SHADOWY PUNK.

Tha's right suckas, IMMA DELICIOUS COOKIE TOO

Mmm mm good and sexy as hell, baby. You best be givin' me a try, cause if there's one thing all the ladies agree is that I'm sweet, baby.

'CEPT YOU JUSTICE LEAGUE DOUCHEBAGS. Fuck it, imma gonna go attack Opal city or sum shit, they can't possibly have as many punkass assholes there.

You got something on your face, OH SNAP IT'S ME

Yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH tha's what the fuck I'm talking 'bout! Those douchefaces came a'lookin' cause their whiney little punk ass teeny boppers thought it would be fun, and what they get? BAM, ME YA BITCHES, IN YOUR FACE ON YOUR FACE!!!

Lesson for the day? When Starro wants a cold ass beer, you best be gettin' out of his way, cause da Conqueror will conquer dat ass baby. Yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH.

Ugh

Gawdamned Teen Titans and their gawdamned teeny bopper interferin' ways. Starro swears, some cosmic sized ass-kickin' on its way, can guarantee that shit.

Jus' like Wu-Tang, Starro the Conqueror ain't nuthin' to fuck wit. Specially cause I WAS JUS' ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN' WAY TO THE GROCERY FOR SOME FUCKIN' BEER. And this is why you damn monkeys are all doomed, yeah. CAUSE A STARFISH CAN'T FUCKIN' GET NO BEER WITHOUT BEIN' PROFILED AND JUMPED.

Sheeeeeeeyit.

AWWWWS YEAH

YO YO YO YO, we be kicking this off old school! Tha's right, back in the day my bruthas an' sistas! Sheeeeeeyit those punks started gettin' all up in my bizness from the very start! Howz a fine tentacled playa like myself supposed to get any Conquerin' done wit all dis noise? Dat's right, Conquerin' wit a capital C cause when dis starfish puts his tentacle down IT'S DONE. AIN'T NO MORE TO BE SAID.

And best not be mentionin' no Snapper Carr to me. I see that $@%* and there gonna be words. Starro gonna have to choke a bitch, and no question who dat bitch be. Beat me with what, bitch? freakin' lime? MY PURPLE AND BLUE NON-EXISTENT @$$.
Take more then some gawdamned lime to beat the Conqueror, punks, you soon learn dat.

PEACE

.......AFTER, Y'KNOW......I CONQUER....YA'LL.......

SHUT UP.