GAWDAMMIT

Still.......still workin' on dis transmogrifyin' shit.........

THA'S RIGHT, AHM EVERYWHERE SUCKAS

BETCHA DIDN' KNOW I COULD DO DAT, HUH?!?

Well shit, neither did I, actually.

Uh.....oh snap, think I'm stuck......ah.....well

Dis transmogrifyin' shit be harder than Starro initially thought

Man, SCREW Coast City

Y'know.....seriously? Giant green boxing gloves? What the FUCK is wit dat shit? I didn't even make it to....whatever the hell I wus gunna attack, that's how bad the starfish profilin' is in that city. Never mind that I WAS gunna attack and conquer the assdouches, that racist muthafucker attacked the moment he saw me crossin' the street. And sheeeeyit, I wasn't even steppin' on no one or anything like that.

Who da fuck do I get to call, huh? ACLU? No, those bitches just tell me to call the ASPCA. THE FUCKIN' ASPCA.

Sheeeeeeeeeeyit. And by the time I try to petition those little blue lollipop guild bastards, they gunna have yellow and red rings flyin' out their asses, so good luck gettin' a court date.

.....Hair.....

Yeah YEAH Satan and mah starfish peeps totally gonna mess up Thor and WHOA HAIR


Starro....Starro ain't gonna get involved with that one, you little demon starfish go on ahead and lather up the naked dude, Imma gonna go and uh, invade Coast City or some shit.

Starro.....Starro ain't sure he wants to conquer you humans no more...

Starro is confused yet.....cannot look away.........

AH man that stuff in the back look good, and those othe---AHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??! WHAT THE HOLYSHITFUCK YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'!?!??! I DON'T COME HERE TO EAT YOU ASSHOLES, I'M JUST HERE TO CONQUER!!!!!!!!!!
OH THAT IS IT IT'S ON NOW BITCHES, AIN'T NO ONE GONNA CRISPY FRY STARRO, AIN'T NO WAY NO HOW!!!!!!!!!!!

...........HUH

Ok, if you had told da Conqueror he woulda had his tentacles handed to him by someone named 'Bobo' some day, he woulda called you a disrespectin' sack o' shit....now....now not so much.....

Oh, and Shade? YOU ON DA LIST, YA MUTHAFUCKIN' SHADOWY PUNK.